Pennsylvania Woman’s First Catfish Ever Hit Her In the Face…From the Sky

[Garrison L. Hilliard]

A Philadelphia woman was walking to her fitness class when a rogue
catfish dropped on her like a bomb.

Somebody once sat in a room and asked themselves something like “What
if we made a movie about a tornado full of sharks?” Well, there was no
tornado in Philadelphia on Labor Day 2016, but don’t tell that to Lisa
Lobree.

Lobree was quoted as saying, “Suddenly I was slammed by something. I
was like, ‘What?!’ I was freaking out.” Lobree was simply trying to
get to her fitness class across Fairmount Park when a fish, a
five-pound catfish to be precise, bounced off her face.



Can you say “shocked?”

While people nearby saw what was described as an eagle or a hawk
flying away, the explanation of the dropped fish didn’t ease the pain
at first. “It definitely hurt me and I didn’t know what happened,”
Lobree said.

To add to the issue Lobree developed a fever and swelling. Upon
calling her doctor’s answering service she realized that she had to
explain what had happened. Well you can imagine that process: “I told
them a fish fell out of the sky. She asked if it was from an
airplane,” Lobree said.

“People are still asking me about the cut on my face,” said the
Fairmount woman. “They say, ‘What happened to you?’ And it’s like,
‘Here we go again.’ “

Even though she is getting over her first catfish-in-the-face
experience Lobree noted, “It could have been so much worse. What if it
hit a child?”

Truth!

In any event thanks to Ms. Lobree for being such a good sport by
sharing her painful, head-shaking, and true story with us of the fish
that came from the sky… and hit her in the face!


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[Moe DeLoughan]

Post by Garrison L. Hilliard
A Philadelphia woman was walking to her fitness class when a rogue
catfish dropped on her like a bomb.
Somebody once sat in a room and asked themselves something like “What
if we made a movie about a tornado full of sharks?” Well, there was no
tornado in Philadelphia on Labor Day 2016, but don’t tell that to Lisa
Lobree.
Lobree was quoted as saying, “Suddenly I was slammed by something. I
was like, ‘What?!’ I was freaking out.” Lobree was simply trying to
get to her fitness class across Fairmount Park when a fish, a
five-pound catfish to be precise, bounced off her face.

The immortal "Fish Heads" by Barnes and Barnes: